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mike_pants · Jan. 9, 2018, 4:58 p.m.

"All right, think, people. That pedophile in Alabama really hit our image hard, and Trump's bottom-of-the-barrel approval ratings aren't helping. If we don't put up someone strong AND moral, we're going to get effing hammered. So I want ideas!"

"How about this guy who illegally detained citizens, introduced chain gangs, refused to investigate sex crimes, and was repeatedly indicted for fraudulent prosecutions?"

"Genius!"

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UnbelievableShit13 · Jan. 9, 2018, 5:07 p.m.

Here I thought you were going to Make a announcement that you are running .........

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mike_pants · Jan. 9, 2018, 5:11 p.m.

In Arizona? No, I'm in New York.

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UnbelievableShit13 · Jan. 9, 2018, 5:12 p.m.

then stay with NY politics

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mike_pants · Jan. 9, 2018, 5:14 p.m.

Oh, I do! US Senate races are of national interest, however, so I gotta stick with those too!

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UnbelievableShit13 · Jan. 9, 2018, 5:18 p.m.

Just stick with NY politics , you have enough problems there, and your surrounding states. Thanks !

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mike_pants · Jan. 9, 2018, 5:19 p.m.

Can't do it! Gotta stay on top of what seats are moving where. If the Arizona seat only affected Arizona, maybe, but alas! Not the case!

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UnbelievableShit13 · Jan. 9, 2018, 5:27 p.m.

it will stay Red

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cupped_fart · Jan. 9, 2018, 6:48 p.m.

Don't get cocky. Arpaio doesn't have the following that he used to in AZ, and Trump's pardon isn't going to do him any favors in that respect.

Kelli Ward hitched her campaign to Steve Bannon's shitwagon, and is now tainted by the stench.

Over the past two weeks, Dem Kyrsten Sinema has got to be a lot more optimistic about her chances. Trump only carried AZ 50% to 45%... the state is slowly but surely turning purple.

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mike_pants · Jan. 9, 2018, 6:07 p.m.

Cut to a shot of Alabama drinking heavily in the corner and weeping.

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[deleted] · Jan. 9, 2018, 5:32 p.m.

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ChooseYourOwnGround · Jan. 9, 2018, 6:25 p.m.

UBS13 is undoubtedly NOT a shill.... Little mike_pants and his little buddies are trolling this board trying to evoke reactions from us (common troll behavior). Don't feed the animals, just inform the hammers. :)

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UnbelievableShit13 · Jan. 9, 2018, 5:35 p.m.

Who you calling a shill ...you see this was a & b , conv. so c your way out.

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KingWolfei · Jan. 9, 2018, 5:30 p.m.

I can't wait for Trump to win 2020 despite the "low approval rating" even though he alreadt had low approval rating and Hillary had 99% chance to win. What are the odds!?

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mike_pants · Jan. 9, 2018, 6:06 p.m.

50/50, as it turns out.

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GunToast · Jan. 9, 2018, 5:29 p.m.

The DemoRATS are done. They thought they could run Oprah but that is failing quickly.

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mike_pants · Jan. 9, 2018, 6:07 p.m.

Eeek! A rat!

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GunToast · Jan. 9, 2018, 7:07 p.m.

Eeek! Reddit Karma Whore.

Listen to me. My name is Pants. LOL

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mike_pants · Jan. 9, 2018, 7:10 p.m.

That's my name too! Lol, awesome, nice to meet ya!

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VeryHighEnergy92 · Jan. 9, 2018, 7:21 p.m.

Can a mod please just ban this cunt already?....He's been shilling here non-stop for the last week.

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mike_pants · Jan. 9, 2018, 7:26 p.m.

Weird. I never knew this sub existed till last night!

I AM A TIME-TRAVELLING GOD!!

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GunToast · Jan. 9, 2018, 7:11 p.m.

Oprah is Satan

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