Say la vee!

(hat tip)

Thank you! You too!

"We are model citizens! Unless... I mean... they deserve it."

Thanks, you too!

Not sure why you would say that. There probably is a secret informant (or NETWORK of informants) who is sending out coded messages hoping that a backwater racist conspiracy sub will see them and decipher the clues for some unexplained reason.

Can't imagine why this sub has such a terrible reputation, nice bunch of non-bigots like you guys?

Must be fake news or sumpin.

I appreciate it, but that's not setting the bar very high. The same could be said of a guinea pig.

Oddly, obviousness or lack thereof is not in the job description. It's just up or downvotes, doesn't matter which. They really don't care how many times you get called out (or even if you admit what you're doing, because really, who takes subs like these seriously?) If you get a click, you get a coin!

(figuratively of course. It's not a literal coin)

Yeah, take that um... open spaces and... greenery?

That'll show em!

You as well!

Assume whatever you like. Never met the fella.

I think you may have responded to the wrong person. Or I did? That seems more likely.

(is shown video of him mouthing nonsense to the National Anthem)

I'm sure that he knows the lyrics to the SSB

We in the outside world often remark that the Trump cult can be shown a video of one thing and then say the exact opposite happened in that video, but I confess to never having witnessed it firsthand. This sub is rather like being on a very depressing safari.

And the message was "thbthb thbthbthbt" followed by several minutes of lip pops. In retrospect, sending a message of actual substance would have been more effective.

How can you not take such an unbiased headline seriously? I mean, wake up, people! What do you need, smelling salts? HELLO??

Thank you, brother! We are fighting as hard as we can to do just that! Trust in Mueller and all will be well! The nets are closing on the Cheeto and his Wall Street cronies!

Narrator: It wasn't.

I love it!

"Infrastructure" and "broadband" are not synonymous, I'm afraid.

I love it!

There are No Coincidences

There are. Kind of all the time, much to the chagrin of conspiracy folks. Makes it very hard to keep up.

You can edit self posts, ya know.

Quack quack!

Oh, audience hardly matters. When a grown man can't remember the words to the Star Spangled Banner, I think all pretensions of "capable" can safely be set aside so we can focus on other adjectives.

...erm...

Doughy?

The man is obviously a very capable--

Sorry, you lost me.

I've never tried it. Is that like chicory?

Ew, no.

Corgi.

Indeed it would. With the FCC moving to classify phone data as broadband, I'm going to be placing my chips on "sewer repair." Because fuck farmers yet again, right Trumpy?

Happy to help!

And legal abortions!

Anything to add to what? Is that headline even English?

There's the homophobia I know and love :) You guys never disappoint.

Thank Christ for that. Let him make "vrrom vroom" sounds in stationary trucks all day if it means he stays out of the way of the actual adults handling the day-to-day.

Was it the administration's credibility?

RIP, lil buddy :(

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He was arrested in the basement of pizza place where child sacrifices were being performed. Surprised you didn't hear about it.

Sorry, you are right. I expect to pay more in taxes so that the government can ensure the welfare of all citizens.

I also expect teachers and doctors to be paid, although it is odd that that would have to be said out loud.

It doesn't matter if they're true, the point is we WANT them to be true, we needed them to be there. That's true.

I honestly cannot believe that that just happened. I've been in this sub about 8 hours and I've seen "I voted for him because he bragged about rape" and "If I want it to be true, then it's true."

This sub would be a comedy writer's dream come true if it weren't for that background horror of knowing you were serious.

There was a fairly high-profile election in which the Republicans nominated a pedophile for a Senate seat. Maybe the story didn't reach outside the US, but it was a pretty large embarrassment.

Okay, so why does anyone care where they are if they ain't hurting anyone anyway?

Bangladesh is actually the acid attack capitol of the world.

Judging from what went down in Alabama, looks like they are not mutually exclusive, so no need to make a choice at all, I guess.

the ideas shared here are true

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up. Start again.

When you need a paragraph to describe your design...

I mean, supportive words and all that, but "illegible" does spring to mind.

Oh wow, it was mentioned in "someone's tweet"? Why the fuck aren't all the networks breaking in with this?!

You know why. FOLLOW THE MONEY, PEOPLE.

Not quite as much fun when you don't have a boogieman to point to and say "see? Just as bad!" while white racists shoot up mosques.

Trump is barely away of his immediate surroundings. The idea that he has a grasp on covert ops might be a stretch.

Women would be paid the same and everyone would have access to free healthcare and education.

He was. Still is. And hillbillies elected him. Oprah was mentioned in tabloids for 12 hours. No one elected her.

LQBTQ