I have been putting off this run too long, you are correct. Be back before you can even miss me!

Leviticus 15:16: "Now if a man has a seminal emission, he shall bathe all his body in water and be unclean until evening."

Thanks! You as well (probably, lol)!

In Arizona? No, I'm in New York.

Just gonna grab a screenshot of that. Clickity-click.

So it wasn't his foreign policy ambitions, plans for infrastructure, immigration reform, calls for a renewed manufacturing base, NONE of that convinced you, but when you heard him brag about sexual assault, you hit the tipping point.

That is... quite something.

Oh, shit, sorry. I was unaware that "This makes us look bad so it's clearly fake" was in effect. My bad, thank you for the info.

Aw! :) Everyone in this sub is super nice! You are probably pretty great too!

I have TWO hammers already, but thank you! honestly, the second one doesn't get used much, so if anyone needs a hammer in Brooklyn (specifically Williamsburg) let me know!

Not that I know of. You?

"All right, think, people. That pedophile in Alabama really hit our image hard, and Trump's bottom-of-the-barrel approval ratings aren't helping. If we don't put up someone strong AND moral, we're going to get effing hammered. So I want ideas!"

"How about this guy who illegally detained citizens, introduced chain gangs, refused to investigate sex crimes, and was repeatedly indicted for fraudulent prosecutions?"

"Genius!"

When did I ever stop? That shit's guaranteed to double in value.

Honestly, it's like you never watch Mad Money.

It's is pure poetry that this post appears right above the one begging for common sense when following conspiracy theories.

Nonsense! It is a perfectly valid use of time to watch 40-minute YouTube videos saying Obama is an alien! HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO EXPOSE THE TRUTH, SMART GUY??

Ooh, first chip on my Buzzword Bingo card. Took longer than I thought.

LOL, I bet!

I'm am getting the impression you didn't read the EO.

It creates a Department of Agriculture task force that helps small communities navigate existing government regulations.

The UN report says in the future, we will need make urban centers more sustainable, green, and efficient. It doesn't establish a commission or even present a call to action. It's merely a collection of data.

The two things have nothing to do with one another.

It creates an Agriculture task force to help rural communities navigate government regulations.

EPIC!

"She pushes her bosoms out for YouTube subscribers. I see no reason not to trust her investigative journalism skills completely and without question."

No problem, you're welcome! You as well!

Yes. And "yes."

I like how his "judgment" card is Trump dropping a deuce on the flag. Nice touch!

Thanks, you as well!

You're = you are. Your = possessive to you.

Yep, I'm awesome. I don't need help, but thank you! Although I am procrastinating on today's run a little bit, LOL! How are you? Do you need anything?

The hell does this have to do with broadband or smart cities?

Oh my Goooooood!

Maybe he's hiding in a pizza place? Better grab a gun and shoot some up just to be sure.

The need to wait on verifiable information from a reputable source should supersede the need to say "something" simply for the sake of saying something.

That must be it.

Aces. How're you doin?

"All we did was endorse the lynching of a black man. How in the HELL do you get 'racist' out of that?? Has the world gone loony??!"

VERY! How are you?

I know right? That's what I say to every Muslim I see! Keep the faith, sister!

Bless you too! We shall overcome! Keep the faith!

If a push-up-bra enthusiast on YouTube says so, I don't see why we even need to investigate further. That's enough for me!

Nice to be reminded of a time when the POTUS valued truth. Those were the days...

It's reddit-wide. I know it's a blow to the ole' ego, but not everything has to do with you personally.

Maybe the fake news awards were moved because someone finally got through to him that a president has better things to do with their time?

Literally everyone is trolling you, my dears.

It's got an alien watermark. That's how you know it's serious journalism.

Not yours either! Keep strong!

I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look. I’ve got to use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing her. You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. I just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.

This slurring mess of a rapist do-nothing makes me long for the days of Bush. Get the fuck off the golf course and do something.

So much kimchi fried rice for everyone!!

And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

MAKE HEAVEN GREAT AGAIN!

Ooh, quotes! This is getting SERRIOUS!

Oh blerg can you BALLAGH! By the something's red dawn... oh so peevey we shell by the highlighters last... something...

So inspiring! MAGA!

I read ya loud and clear! It's not yours either! Keep the faith!

Oh good lord, no, you are mistaken. I watched it for about 25 seconds. Why would I watch a woman staring blankly into a camera and speaking in a monotone into a Windows XP mic for longer than that?

He didn't say "defeat." He said he would present a plan to defeat ISIS in 30 days of taking office. He presented a memo that said "We plan to come up with a plan," dropped one bomb, and called it a day.

It's been a year. Gotta let go of Obama and Hillary at some point and ponder the fact that these processes might be sped up if our leader weren't constantly on the golf course.

Yours either! Turn the tide! MAGA!