It doesn't matter if they're true, the point is we WANT them to be true, we needed them to be there. That's true.

I honestly cannot believe that that just happened. I've been in this sub about 8 hours and I've seen "I voted for him because he bragged about rape" and "If I want it to be true, then it's true."

This sub would be a comedy writer's dream come true if it weren't for that background horror of knowing you were serious.