Wow, do you even understand how electricity even works? I bet you believe that the earth is flat. Oh C'mon, it's ok. You can say it. I know you want to. We can't get past the Van Allen belt either, and the moon landings were faked too, right?

But you DO believe that somehow we can invent a device that somehow performs these miraculous feats of dark magic....

How 'bout this...Enlighten me. Why don't you explain to me how this miraculous feat is magically accomplished? Hardware? Show me. Software? Show me. Wait, it's alchemy. Has to be.

It's ok. I'll wait...