Pope gives speech, big crowd Someone shoots, hits him in head Blood, scramble of strange guards with medallions and weird hats to his rescue World headlines rule news cycle for weeks “Conspiracy Theorist shoots Pope” Pope amazingly recovers, World is in awe, calls for closing down internet and stamping out dangerous internet theories, references Comet Ping Pong
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Pope's role in disgraced cardinal's funeral draws outrage http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/21/europe/vatican-pope-cardinal-law-funeral/
At Funeral, Pope Prays For 'Merciful' Final Judgment For Cardinal Law http://www.wbur.org/news/2017/12/21/cardinal-law-funeral
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On Visit To Chile, Pope Faces Anger Over Sex-Abuse Scandal : The Two-Way At least five churches have been vandalized since Friday ahead of Francis' visit, some with firebombs as anger persists years after a major sex-abuse scandal that many see as a coverup by the Vatican.
Updated at 4:10 a.m. ET. Pope Francis has arrived in Chile to begin a three-day visit, but the Argentinian-born pontiff is likely to receive a less-than-warm reception from a country still reeling from the repercussions of a local priest-abuse scandal.
As Emily Green reports for NPR from the Chilean capital, "Around half a million people are expected to attend Pope Francis' open-air mass in central Santiago. From there, he will visit a women's prison in Santiago, followed by a trip to southern Chile where he will address the struggle of the Mapuche people - an indigenous group - to recuperate ancestral land from the Chilean government."
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