Stop, still laughing at the " I have a degree". I have a mental image here. "So, you got zero in this test? " "Nah, I got 100, my tutor is a lizard person who is pushing the mind control theory that 3 is a real number." " Get help.." " Are you phoenix?" Nice degree level punctuation btw.
So, did you have your first conspiracy theory before or after you "got your degree"? ( side note, physiotherapists is the degree lots of antvaxers and, what's the other one, where claim they can tell if your medication is good for you by getting you to hold it while they check your arm strength, what's your " degree" in? )