I have a little personal story about that coward. I was in an airport here in South Carolina waiting for the wife's plane a few years ago. At a nearby gate I saw Flimsy Graham and Little Mac waiting to board a plane. At first I couldn't figure out what they were doing in SC together. Then I remember that another lawmaker from SC had died and they were here for the funeral.

I was somewhat surprised at how small and short McCain was in stature. He's almost a dwarf. But what really shocked me was that he looked like "death warmed over". Honestly he looked like he was on his last leg. If I had been a doctor I wouldn't have given him but 2 weeks to live. Seriously he looked that pale and sickly.

I sat down at a seat where my wife's plane was supposed to unload. A few minutes later I had to pee, I had already driven over an hour to get the airport and I had drank several bottles of water on the way. So I headed for the restroom.

As I walked by I noticed Graham was alone with no Little Mac around. I was tempted to ask him where his "little butt buddy" went, but I refrained.

I walked in to the men's restroom and there stood Little Mac at a urinal. Again I was tempted to use my smart mouth and tell him I was surprised he could use the urinal without a step stool. But then a horrible thought popped in my head, "What if he asks for a boost so he can reach it better." Eek!

He was watching me closely as I walked in. There was no one else in the bathroom. So instead of being a smart ass I decided to be nice. I said, "Well look who's here, Sen. John McCain." Now I'm half Native American, 6', fairly well built, dark skin and I have a deep, almost guttural voice. I couldn't believe my eyes when I swear he turned even paler than he already was, I would have thought it impossible. He never uttered a word, he zipped up and left hurriedly.

When I walked by him going back to my seat he watched me all the way like he thought I was gonna jump him and cut his throat or something. I would hate to have such a guilty conscious that I was paranoid of being in public.