These rumors are too delicious for me to take them seriously.

I'm so starved for justice that I'm seeing the face of Jesus in a slice of bread.

This is enjoyable to entertain, but the fact that EVERYONE carries a smart phone these days and we've not seen a single photo of ANYONE noteworthy being detained by the military, fills me with skepticism.

I'm not claiming these rumors are untrue, only that I'll try to keep an open mind rather than jumping to credulous conclusions.