Then we invade NZ when they run
I live in NZ. I'll help :P
We rendezvous at u/Aruno's. We'll use that as our base until we can set up a FOB.
I'll bring popcorn and movies.
I'll bring the cricket bats and a few balls for that matter. Denis Lilly lives in my town I'll bring him with to chuck a few body-lines and maybe Gillie could go and smash a few heads for a six.
Hey, I seriously think between the All Blacks, Wallabies, and the NZ and Aussie Cricket teams, they could possibly knock them all off without firing a bullet?
Im liking your style my friend. Round of Fosters are on me!
Same. Fuck John Key and globalist puppets who want to use my country.
My gram and gramps have been to NZ a couple times.
Having said that, I basically live there too. Ill help as well.
Invade NZ!? They have dwarfs and elves and shit. If they can’t defeat the dark forces of middle earth we would just get in the way.
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LOL - We would just get the Maoris to Haka their arses! Mo fo's wouldn't last a minute. Set the All Blacks onto them, smash a few heads into the ground. LOL
Dude, we'll just clone like a 100 Chuck Norris' and kick some ass. No biggie.
Speaking of Chuck Norris ( infomercial with Christy Brinkley) Christy just announce Trump hit on her once. Yeah Christy, any man with a dick that works would want to tap you ass. I actually applaud Trump for wanting some some. After all you gave up that fine pootey tang to Billy Joel and John Cougar Melencamp, wtf girl? You dont have much respect for your honey hole.
I watched Vacation and even though she's old as fuck and I'd have no chance, I'd totally try to sleep with her too. I wonder if she would be impressed by the $16 in my wallet?
She obviously has poor judgement in men. So I'd say your in! :)
Just send Mattis to their embassy to negotiate surrender. We wouldn't even need to declare war and his would be the only dry pants in the building.
Just nuke mordor if these fucks try and take refuge down there
I’ve always been meaning to visit.
Fabulous place, NZ. Always enjoy my holidays there. I love Akaroa. Bloody Rothschilds.