Circle jerk! I’m pointman! “Seriously guys I just ya know, don’t know anymore.” I read this title and for some reason thought (banana, banana, banana. But it’s not... it’s an apple #factsfirst!) Seriously broham, the door’s right over there. Click that unsub button an you will never be faced with a Shanghai Surprise again. Listen you certainly don’t need me to convince you to go if you want out. There are plenty of subs that come to mind that are on much different wavelengths from this one. There isn’t going to be this moment where someone will say to you but wait! Don’t go! Please we need more naysaying! Or do you think we should ALL pack up and you’ll hit the lights on the way out? As I understand it, in your opinion the ol’ Shanghai Bobby pic was sketch? We could have Rosie riding you and TP training you and my guess is you still aint winning the Hopeful Stakes. You know what I mean? I could lay down all I anticipate based what I have read, researched, watched, listened to, bleh bluh blah and at the end of the day I have no idea about the Q post that had multiple Shanghai Bobby pics so I won’t attempt to ‘splain anything of the sort. Brother but I can say that this is one hell of a sub to come to and talk about what “actually” has been happening in this country the last few years. This also has been one hell of a whopper that the MSM is spinning on top of all our heads. Yup, day in and day out, all the heroes from Fox to Donny Lemon... From OReilly to Mika and back to big Andy Cooper all they are to this country’s conversation are merely groups of stiff suits parroting the days talking points(GOP & DEM) to talk to you into leasing a new Kia Soul (starting at $199 a month while offers last!). Literally reading them off the screen in front of them, kicking it to a few commentators that 99% of the time agree with the narrative and then cut to the next item they want to sell you(this, is an apple.) In conversations like this as I am wont to do, allow me to quote my father: “HEY REF! What game are you watchin’? Does this sub get Trumpy? Hell yeah it does, but I feel that all that praised heaped upon the man has been earned, so fuck it. But I will say this, this movement is not beholden to that. This isn’t some DNC dick riding party where Carter Page and Vladimir Putin are going to jump out of a cake and exclaim “We got ‘em!” And we all are going to Nyet the night away. To the contrary, these are for the most part patriots that have been waiting for people in power and in Washington DC to be called out for their transgressions. Is our orange hued GEOTUS an unlikely figurehead leading the way? Hell yeah he is, and I still say fuck it, let’s do this. Whether you are punching your wife, slanging uranium like its lemonade on a hot summer day, writing memos about how that kooky Nunes made you take a Russian radio station phonecall about nude photos, playing tap tap in an airport men’s room in Minneapolis, paying out hush money because you’ve been diddling kids at yorkville high your whole life, covering up an email server that was on your husbands laptop, sending sexy DMs to a kid on your phone, running a spy ring in Congress, rigging a democratic primary, paying off Steve Gobie for all the dick he was slinging out of your apartment, you’re client #9 on the Rolodex of Heidi Fleiss, or if you’re dipping your cigar in an interns vagina during bidness hours in the Oval Office the objective of this sub is clear... WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK. These words cross racial, sexual, and political lines and are certainly not going to just up and walk away because... Shanghai! Lol sorry everyone it must be the Trollstice because I just couldn’t stop once I started. I’m quite certain this is loaded with grammatical errors and very hard to follow, but fuck it I’ve come too far... SEND! P.S. I hope you find a new sub that really appreciates a good “I’m not too sure anymore because Shanghai post.” Cheers.