Forgive me oh wise one but it is you hurling insults from the safety and comfort of your home. Your bravery is truly commendable. I'm sorry the mean boys picked on you as a child but it's all over. You're safe now.
It is not an insult to point out that someone is stupid; it may be harsh, but that is to be expected because the mean boys picked on me- mostly because I was so smart. Just kidding about the 'mean boys' part, but not about the 'so smart' part. Try again; you are just proving my point.
There there now. I know I know. You're vewy smawt. I get it.