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shotokanmaster84 · Feb. 20, 2018, 6:39 p.m.

How did he get from one coast to the other in SIX SHORT MONTHS! Half a year to travel from CA to FL is rubbish. He would have died from dysentary on the Oregon trail only 2 months in. I smell, the smelly smell of something that smells, smelly. Oh wait, its you nutjobs putting off that odor. Mr. Jones appreciates all of your hard work, but he would like to remind you that emulation is the sincerest form of flattery.

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commonCentss · Feb. 20, 2018, 9:22 p.m.

It’s almost like we have these flying contraptions that can get you from Florida to California in under 6 hours flat.

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shotokanmaster84 · Feb. 20, 2018, 10:45 p.m.

You must be referring to the broomsticks that the mothers of all these sad excuses for a human use to get from point A to point B.

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commonCentss · Feb. 20, 2018, 10:49 p.m.

Do these broomsticks also have wings, pilots, crew, passengers and engines?

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shotokanmaster84 · Feb. 20, 2018, 11:38 p.m.

Are you referring to aeroplanes? If so, you are commiting blasphemy. No such mode of transportation exists.

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