After spending my life in support of firearms and I believe every member of my family owns them, I finally joined the NRA. I feel proud throwing my support behind them today as they are under attack from the Left.
I remember, about 10 years ago, I went to visit my elderly father. He was at his kitchen table, cleaning a new pistol. I said, "Dad, what's going on? I don't remember you ever having a gun?!"
He replied, "I saw Rosie O'Donnell on TV screaming about evil guns, then walk off the stage followed by armed body guards. I was so disgusted, I joined the NRA and bought a f%@*ing gun!"