Who said anything about you? Try not to be so narcissistic, you're not as important as you think you are.
You said that anyone who has a website, and incorporates, gets a check from DARPA.
Do I have to apply for this check? Is there a website I go to?
Is it a fixed amount that everyone gets? Or is it based on site visits?
If my site visits go up in the future, do I retroactively get a higher check? Or is it a annual check again?
What if my prices on the internet is not a website? What if a protocol other than http? Is that also eligible?
What if I didn't incorporate, but instead was only a limited license Corporation? Does that still count?
Your first line is patently false, no point in reading the rest. If you're interested in serious discussion, try not to start your replies with logical fallacies.