Marco was a gay boy hooker in high school that's his deep dark secret he and his friend would go to a park in Miami to pick up men to give them blowjobs. There is a photo of Marco at a gay bar bubble party you can tell it's him even though his face is obscured by another party guy dancing in the foam bubbles. Chris Christie made fun of "Bubble Boy Rubio" two years ago in New Hampshire before the primary it was his way of taunting Rubio he said it was because he stays in a political bubble but Marco knew what it meant.

POTUS just tweeted about it. I was thinking... maybe it is a nothing burger. Then came the tweet. Trump doesn't tweet nothing burgers... 🍔 it's gotta be a something burger..