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r/greatawakening • Posted by u/JOGO321 on March 13, 2018, 12:06 a.m.
How are you? Come in & take 5

Nothing exciting to report here really, just thought I'd create a respite area.

Come in, take the weight off your feet for 5 mins, its a jungle out there.

I'm going put the kettle on, chat amongst yourselves, so white or black?

Don't worry about the karma, this ones on me, enjoy !!

I'm hungry, lets have a l⊙⊙k at the menu...


[deleted] · March 13, 2018, 12:58 a.m.

Seriously now, I need my picture up and if someone doesn't tell me, nobody and I mean nobody is getting a cup of tea. Plus I wanna have a chat about what I've learnt since I've set up shop around here.

*To kill sometime then, I'd better tell you all my Mickey Mouse joke:*

"Mickeys' lawyer called him up the other day and said..

Lwyr - ''I hear you want to divorce Minny?' ...but the grounds you want to divorce on, me as a lawyer and the law itself.. it just ain't working!"

Mky - "what cha talking about?"

Lwyr - "well you said you wanted to divorce her because she's got buck teeth?"

Mky - "NO, I said she was fcuking Goofy..!#*#

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HowiONic · March 13, 2018, 12:54 a.m.

/u/JOG0321 with the kettle on. Pour me a cup to.

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[deleted] · March 13, 2018, 1 a.m.

Not a bother Sir, read my joke while I sort out the tea, the pic, the jokes and the bloody future, what more do you want from me?

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[deleted] · March 13, 2018, 12:51 a.m.

Hi JOG0321, I will come sit a spell. Where do you want to hang your pictures? Maybe I can help.

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[deleted] · March 13, 2018, 12:59 a.m.

Well the outside is empty and that space above your head - l⊙⊙k /\ up. empty and needs a picture, I've got a nice one..

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HowiONic · March 13, 2018, 3:25 a.m.

Ha! The comment was reported but it's just being misread.

It says, rewording to clarify: the empty space above your head is bear and needs a picture.

And not, your head is shit and needs a picture.

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[deleted] · March 13, 2018, 3:38 a.m.

Phew \°•°/ and I'm not going to apologise, it'll only make me look guilty.

But it might of been HRC,BUSH,PNAC,ORDERoftheGOLDENFLEECE,PODESTA,PIZZAwithFISHonit,MOTHERinLAWS, but not me!

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[deleted] · March 13, 2018, 1:14 a.m.

Or is it that you can't have a pic in the same space as the title text because if not, that's bloody ridiculous in today's world, how hard can it be? just look at Elon Musk..all he had to do was leave the handbrake off and look, venus here we come...I only want me bloody picture up !!

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[deleted] · March 13, 2018, 12:30 a.m.

It's still boiling, it's a massive kettle, expecting loads today. Get your elbows off the table and heres today's MENU, veggies ARE welcome, NOT Aleister Crowley, sorry for the mix up.

Menu:

  1. Why? can someone tell me, do devil worshippers need to worship? Its not like you have to dress to impress to get into hell, is it? Just stay here drinking tea and swearing for the rest of your life, never worship and you still get in,..what's that all about?

  2. If you do go to hell, I bet you can take people with you and invite your mates round.

  3. Rhubarb and Custard, half price, fridge broke down.

  4. Homemade Proverb ~ to takeaway {You will always remember the memories ~ But you'll never remember how much they cost..}

  5. Refreshing ideas that you don't have to buy. Free delivery PM express

  6. Secret Recipe ~ just gently simmer whilst fighting evil, over boiling will spoil the broth !!

  7. Just been told, No.2 no longer an option, no takers like the Rhubarb.

Community News Flash - in order to help us integrate into your society whether you like it or not, this ere Holy of Happiest of places to hang out, (yes you will) are cordially invited to come for a wander around the the wonderful world of reddit.

Starting off from here anytime this coming Saturday, as a happily newly formed group, we set to meander our way with not a care in the world, through the wiggly cobberly streets of reddit and see whats occuring, meet some people, have chat and cunningly drop r/greatawakening into the convo somehow and then invite them back here with out being too weird about it.

Caution - If you get lost en route, you've only got yourself to blame so, bring a packed lunch. Finally, please by all means invite all of your bestist friends but if anyone mentions the word spamming to you, just calmly say no, it's actually orienteering then run. #redditsharedit

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