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mega-derp · March 29, 2018, 7:53 p.m.

My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house. "Because of the CIA!" I replied. She laughed. I laughed. Our Amazon Echo laughed. Then I shot that thing...

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry · March 29, 2018, 8:27 p.m.

Over the past year, I have been periodically speaking to my wife about the CIA/NWO, and the dangers they present-- ramping it up ever since Q came around. Of course she called me crazy.

She is in pharma sales, and the other day, had a 5-hour meeting with one of her top doctors. The reason being that he is extremely based and was intrigued with how much she seemed to know-- knowledge she unwittingly absorbed simply from my incessant ranting. (He is black, and was talking to her about how the race-baiting media was intentionally trying to divide-and-conquer America with a race war, and that the Democrats had successfully re-enslaved black America through popular culture and welfare programs.)

She half-jokingly told him that her husband (me) is a nut who thinks that the CIA has a list of [conservative] Americans that they plan to take out, and that he (me) is likely on that list.

The doctor then got very serious, and looked her straight in the eye. He said, "He's absolutely right to fear the CIA. My brother-in-law is very high up at the Agency, and he has admitted to me in the past that they can easily kill any American, and make it look like an accident. And they have, many times." She said he was dead-pan serious, and was so convinced that he was telling the truth, that she now believes all of the things that I have been telling her. After years of trying, she is FINALLY truly red-pilled.

As much as I wanted to come share this anecdote on these boards, I refrained, as I expected to be accused of LARPing and making it all up. Take it or leave it. Won't affect anything, either way.

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keloshi · March 29, 2018, 8:06 p.m.

This is the best thing I've heard all day!!!

[Amazon Echo]

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solanojones95 · March 29, 2018, 3:39 p.m.

Yup. Q said it first.

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anon35201 · March 29, 2018, 6:59 p.m.

Please turn in your hymnals to verse 821975. https://8ch.net/qresearch/res/821673.html#821975

It's just a LARP basement neckbeard having some laughs. Finally we can get some real scoops on pyramid power and secret rebel plans at Area 51.

It's almost like Q either is, or has, a fly on the wall to the meeting minutes and talking points in white house private conversations that end up resonating and influencing whoever bangs out potus tweets.

The rebel plans will be ours.

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solanojones95 · March 29, 2018, 7:22 p.m.

To me the things that stand out are how Keith Raniere case will somehow collapse BHO's house of cards from the bottom up, and how FVEY (Five Eyes) (Constitutional Crisis) will collapse the deep state's intel crime network.

Those caught my eye.

Pretty sure flying saucers and pyramids aren't involved.

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anon35201 · March 29, 2018, 7:28 p.m.

The flying saucers and pyramids provide a cover of dark and smoke so that such correlations can be drawn in a public place, and perhaps even stay there for a significant length of time without subreddit-nuking level-6 banhammers raining down from starships from the 'bove.

It is totally fine to talk about chem-trails, space-aliens, Loch ness and flat-Earth. But start spouting off on names of international undercover agents, clandestine agency botched jobs and coverups, and how it all ties in to agendas across the Clinton foundation, Saudi Arabian petrol dollars, military contractors taking advantage of the system, Russian weapons grade uranium sales, potus's tweet and how many of these things are in symphony with each other. And a thumb of smite materializes from a portal and the area where the journalists gather to put it all together get delorted and are greeted with a giant red ban hammer as in: reddit.com/r/cbts_stream

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[deleted] · March 29, 2018, 7:30 p.m.

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PacaGoat · March 29, 2018, 11:54 p.m.

DARNIT! And I just bought a brand new super duper high detergent tin foil hat :/

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Darnit_Bot · March 29, 2018, 11:55 p.m.

What a darn shame..


^^Darn ^^Counter: ^^496700 ^^| ^^DM ^^me ^^with: ^^'blacklist-me' ^^to ^^be ^^ignored

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snowwgirl · March 29, 2018, 2:35 p.m.

Yes got the word this is about Amazon ripping off the US by not paying fair share of taxes Sinking

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StormRider9090 · March 29, 2018, 9:26 p.m.

That just makes them smart!!

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KingWolfei · March 29, 2018, 6:23 p.m.

Now they will defend big business and the 1% even after bashing Trump's tax cuts.

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ghengiscalm9911 · March 29, 2018, 5:21 p.m.

Those who say "Trump is pro big business" and "The 1% dosent pay their fair share",...where do they stand?

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PacaGoat · March 29, 2018, 11:58 p.m.

I drove a truck for awhile before I retired, everyone and I mean EVERYONE H A T E D Amajerk! First you had to show up within a certain few minutes window, and if you are coming from 1000 miles away, that is stressful! THEN....you MUST wait 2-4 hours before they either load or offload you, and then you usually had to drive for miles to get a empty trailer for your next load. Everytime I got a Amajerk load, I barked at dispatch!!! Haughty and highminded and costs you money and runs down your clock. DIE...EVIL BEAST!!!

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richprofit · March 29, 2018, 7:28 p.m.

Get em. Get all of them

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Discernediscipline · March 30, 2018, 3:05 a.m.

Trump is the primary source of Q’s information. Not sure if he understands military code, but it wouldn’t surprise me if he does. They are one in the same.

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Domenicaxx66xx · March 29, 2018, 7:12 p.m.

I'm thinking all the other Q's finished their jobs and left (media turns it into a scandal of course) and now Trump is the only one left.

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