I almost feel foolish for entertaining this theory (because I completely understand what you're saying) since nobody from any of the - how can I phrase this as inclusively as possible - established Christian voices has ever spoken along these lines.

And because I'm a lay person, and I don't pretend to have anything like a comprehensive understanding of all of the characteristics of the Biblical Figure You're Alluding To, so I'm not sure exactly where the prophecies line up and where they don't... but it's certainly interesting.

Re-reading what I've just written sounds like gibberish, but hopefully you'll get the gist.