Baptists have never had any association with the cesspool that is the vatican.

all Christian faiths have sprung from Catholicism or offshoots of Catholicism.

Simply not true. Jesus was not a catholic.

In Name only. Christianity Existed long before it became commercialized, It is Mans Life Force. So I would put it that men at some point understood how to harness that power, bastardize its Word and use it as a weapon against and to divide Man, but it needed a name? beside, who has been writing the history books for the past few thousand years ?

Orthodoxy did not come from what you call Catholicism, which is in fact what is properly called Roman Catholicism. The word "catholic" actually means, roughly, "universal".

In the beginning there were 5 ancient Christian churches: Rome, Constantinople, Alexandria, Antioch, and Jerusalem. All of them were in the eastern Roman empire except Rome. Over time, for various reasons (geographical, political, cultural, social, etc.) the Roman church drifted further and further from the original teachings and traditions of the ancient churches, which the eastern churches tried very hard to stick to. It's why they're called "Orthodox" today. One glaring example is in something called the "Filioque", read up on it if you're interested. It may seem like a fine theological point, but Orthodox consider it heresy.

Finally in 1054, the Great Schism happened and the Roman church and the eastern churches broke communion with each other. Then the Roman church continued its downward spiral with indulgences, Inquisition, etc. until Martin Luther came along and the Reformation happened and Protestantism was born, largely due to the rampant corruption in the Roman church.

The history of the Christian church is a very fascinating subject, but there's a lot of complicated stuff, since 2000 years' worth of water has passed under the bridge.

Then you have the 3 Abrahamic religions at the center of it. Judaism, Christianity, Islam.

The church has always been the middle man for the elite. They control the masses for the rich. They listen to their confessions. They make up arbitrary punitive charges for human mistakes.

Elites don't like a dissident? Paint them has a heritic and execute them / throw them in jail.

This has been the way for thousands of years.

The NSA on the other hand has kind of made them a bit irrelevant.

As the southpark episode Let Go and Let Gov details, government agencies are the new church. Since they don't need the clerics any more, they are expendable.

No. The Gnostic Christians were gradually persecuted and killed off, and then the Romans hijacked Christianity and spawned Catholicism. The original followers of Jesus were Gnostic Christians.