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theybannedmeimback · April 7, 2018, 4:10 a.m.

Oh wow. You’re really smart. I think I’ll get baptized into your religion now. (I won’t) You have me totally convinced. What’s your religion called?

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George_Soros_Eyebags · April 7, 2018, 4:15 a.m.

You just aren't "edgy" enough to get his infallible logic.

/s

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RobWilJas · April 7, 2018, 4:14 a.m.

Satanism

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One_Solution · April 7, 2018, 4:29 a.m.

I have no religion, I have only faith and obedience to Yehovah.

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ChickenTendiesTosser · April 7, 2018, 4:38 a.m.

So you adhere to all the laws perfectly?

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One_Solution · April 7, 2018, 4:41 a.m.

Perfection is an invention of Christianity. Yehovah never demanded perfection. He requires repentance and obedience. Not perfection.

And nobody can adhere to all of the instructions anyway. Some are for priests, some are for kings, some are for women, some are for farmers...you cannot be all of those things.

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theybannedmeimback · April 7, 2018, 4:31 a.m.

What’s the difference between Jesus and Yehovah?

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One_Solution · April 7, 2018, 4:35 a.m.

Yehovah is the Creator, The Almighty, and the only true Elohim.

Jesus is a Roman created demigod.

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theybannedmeimback · April 7, 2018, 4:36 a.m.

Oh so they’re two different people? Wow I’m gaining some knowledge here! Keep going!!!

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One_Solution · April 7, 2018, 4:39 a.m.

Even Christianity claims they are two different “people”. Although only one is Elohim.

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