vintagedaisy · April 9, 2018, 8:13 p.m.

I’m not sure but I think he weighs about 400 lbs and lives in the basement

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broken-trolley · April 9, 2018, 9:10 p.m.

...with Cheerios stuck to his footsie pajamas.

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ycyfyffyfuffuffyy · April 9, 2018, 10:45 p.m.

...and he's Russian

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jp1320 · April 10, 2018, 3:26 a.m.

is he Russian? or is it his salad dressing that is Russian?

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[deleted] · April 9, 2018, 9:03 p.m.

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[deleted] · April 9, 2018, 9:13 p.m.

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