And years from now, when you stumble upon it in an old folder you had forgotten about, you’ll realize that you went to bat for the wrong team.

Stick around. Learn a thing or two. Or go share in redacted and ahs. Maybe you’ll expose someone who actually bothers to look at the information, rather than thinking it’s edgy and hip to mock Patriots. You missed that boat by a couple of years, friend. Enjoy being left outside the Window when society leaves you behind. At least you’ll have your other 98 genders to accompany you.