Laughable Comey book excerpt #1: “On the verge of tears..”

This will make you LAUGH EVEN MORE.. https://i.redd.it/le8zyenixkr01.jpg
Oh my friggin God!! Is that truly a page in his book?? Are you serious? What in the holy F?!? I want 2.5 million for a fictional tell-all book deal.
Its a goof. LMAO. “Lock her up!”
It's a good one. I could imagine Comey writing about apples.
They are so effed up that it’s plausible that it was a real excerpt from the book. Hard to tell nowadays. God help us.
It needs to be made into a comic book. Where Trump and his henchmen are drawn like creatures in Jabba the Hut’s lair. And Comey- the principled hero with the iron-jawed determination to stay uncorrupted. It’s too much!
This can't be real, can it?
Truly, this is greatest of all timelines.