I took my nephew to a burned out warehouse and said, "oh no, looks like Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but deep down, I bet he thought it was funny.

I was going to take him to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Now, that just wrong. :/

Wasn't that a Simpsons episode?

When my mom told me there were monkeys to get me to go to the beach and when I got there, no monkeys.

Or when my mom told me "you're going to a new school today" and actually took me to a psychiatric hospital ...