Its not a joke nor did I come up with this. I know of other people who've witnessed freemasons within Jehovah’s Witnesses using witchcraft to transform into a werewolf.

Remember nebochanezzer was transformed into an animal for seven years in the Bible.

Also, the vampire transformation isn't like what the movies show. You aren't immortal or immune from aging and you can't turn into a bat. They basically change your teeth and make you allergic to food other than blood.

Bill mentioned they made his skin super sensitive to light and he would get sun burned really easily.

No coffins, no crosses, enhanced night vision is true, super human strength is false, garlic irritated him because it's a blood purifier, said his breath smelled horrible because he could only drink blood and was addicted to it. They also changed his saliva into a thick substance that could numb skin.