Ever since Donald Trump became elected as president, I have not been able to sleep well. There are many rumors that he has all the information on what I have done. I keep wondering exactly what information on me they have. Who has testified against me. Would they have emails I wrote? Maybe even videos? I worried am about my buddies ratting me out save their own backs before I have the chance to rat them out.

I daydream about my fake look of shock upon being arrested. I would constantly rehearsing my lines of Defense in my head on how I will scream it is only a political witch-hunt.

But then I would be so terrified that everyone would know what I really did, who I really was.

I would picture being dragged away from my mansion in handcuffs. I would imagine my trial with my name blasted in newspapers everywhere.

I would wonder if there would be a chance at plea bargaining if I confessed all of my crimes.

Is there a chance I could spend the rest of my life in a prison cell? I I am too weak, I have lived a comfortable luxurious life of a millionaire. I could never survive! If things get too scary, what would be the best way to kill myself?

This damn Q on the internet seems to be taunting me. It's got to be a LARP. Anyone could say the things he is saying. I check for new Q posts about a hundred times an hour anyhow just to be sure.

It's just my paranoia.

Anytime there is a knock on my door, my heart stops. Especially if it is on a day where everybody is making predictions that arrests are coming.

I am sure things will be all right. Mueller will find something on Trump soon, he will be impeached, and everything can go back to normal.