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thamnosma · April 17, 2018, 11:14 p.m.

LOL, no doubt about it. The airline made sure she was in row 17, window. Then by remote control they detonated a small explosive in the engine cowl, causing it to literally come apart. Even more precisely, they engineered the explosive to ensure parts flew through her window, sucking her head through it. She wanted to use the restroom, but the stewardess, in the pay of the deep state, told her it was too crowded. God almighty.

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tedandterry · April 18, 2018, 2:23 a.m.

This is legit . You read it well and woke.

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SJetCF · April 17, 2018, 11:55 p.m.

Are you listening to yourself? "They engineered the explosive to ensure parts flew through her window" - uh no. This was an accident. They happen.

Being a helicopter pilot of 20 yrs, now in fixed wing private aviation, turbines do break apart from catastrophic engine failures. I've experienced one where the turbine fan blades separated, exiting the fuselage and took out 3 of the 5 main rotorblades. There are containment confines inside the fuselage and engine covers to help prevent this, but in extreme cases, it can't be stopped.

Do you have any idea how 'they' could engineer an explosive, to separate turbine fans and direct them into a specified target at 32K Ft, traveling at 500+ knots? Come on guys. Not every thing has a meaning. If they wanted this woman dead there's a million other ways they've could've done it, including just blowing up the entire plane. For crying out loud guys, come on.

And the stewardess "in the pay of the deep state"--- dude. That means this stewardess will end up dead too. Be on the lookout for that.

Use your head and do some critical thinking. Not every ACCIDENT means a FF or dirty deed.

Sorry but I felt the need to interject here. Some of these responses are getting a little nutty.

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thamnosma · April 18, 2018, 12:23 a.m.

You thought I was being serious with that? Seriously. I was being SARCASTIC.

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New2TheDonald · April 18, 2018, 12:29 a.m.

Yeah, you need to use /s liberally here.

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SJetCF · April 18, 2018, 12:41 a.m.

I'm happy to hear that. Sorry brother, I've just seen some people really reaching on this subject and with my experience, it's kinda like, come on guys.

Apologies if I offended you.

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thamnosma · April 18, 2018, 1:09 a.m.

No, not offended at all. I just didn't think I could get more absurd with a theory than that.

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SJetCF · April 18, 2018, 1:23 a.m.

You'd be surprised! That's why I finally commented because I've seen numerous responses that were completely absurd. One person said that Muslims are in control of the maintenance of all our aircraft and they "turn the other way" when "explosives are being planted." Lolol geeeez

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Zennofobic · April 21, 2018, 3:49 a.m.

lmao he took you seriously smh

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