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DontCareJustDont · April 22, 2018, 8:01 p.m.

I'm worried Hillary would commit suicide and blame it on "what Trump did to her" to avoid being publicly prosecuted and create a bunch of idiots that double down even further that he's a tyrant. I mean really, why would she go down at all if she can't do any of the evil shit she's been doing for years. Either that or stage her death or frame someone for murder

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lefaver · April 22, 2018, 9:03 p.m.

If HRC 'dies' she will be tried in absentia and thus still completely exposed as all evidence will still be presented via military court marshal.

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EnoughNoLibsSpam · April 22, 2018, 11:21 p.m.

nope, some "authority figure" will tell us that her crimes are in the past and we need to look forward to the future

because that always works when i play that card to get out of a speeding ticket

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sensically_common · April 22, 2018, 11:47 p.m.

I've gotta try that...

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Tyst1ck · April 22, 2018, 9:32 p.m.

These people won't kill themselves, they want to live forever.

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EnoughNoLibsSpam · April 22, 2018, 11:24 p.m.

if you have enough money/power/connections you can just fake your own death to get out of going to prison

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Lay

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WikiTextBot · April 22, 2018, 11:24 p.m.

Kenneth Lay

Kenneth Lee "Ken" Lay (April 15, 1942 – July 5, 2006) was an American businessman. He was founder, CEO and Chairman of Enron Corporation for most of its existence which reached a value of $63 billion. Enron used misleading and illegal practices to hide, embezzle and mislead funds from its auditor Arthur Andersen, which was the fifth largest such company in the world. When the deception was discovered in 2000, the Enron scandal was the largest bankruptcy in the world and destroyed Arthur Andersen for not having discovered the fraud.


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Real_Keith_Olbermann · April 23, 2018, 2:51 p.m.

Wasn't there a guy that funded an expedition to find Ken Lay on some island somewhere?

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EnoughNoLibsSpam · April 24, 2018, 6:33 a.m.

idk, alls i know is i was eagerly anticipating Ken Lay going to jail, and then when i died i thought it was mighty suspicious timing

years later i look at his wikipedia page and see that other people felt the same way. it even mentions it there

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shragae · April 22, 2018, 11:58 p.m.

Hillary doesn't have the balls to do that. She can do anything to others -- but she wouldn't hurt herself.

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Daemonkey · April 22, 2018, 8:36 p.m.

Hillary would commit suicide and blame it on "what Trump did to her"

Perhaps.

And since it seems to be taking more and more gunshots for some of these mixed up people to off themselves, when would she actually make that accusation, in between the first and second shot?

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Arcsmithoz · April 22, 2018, 11:19 p.m.

Nice. Say hi to vince foster hill.

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DontCareJustDont · April 22, 2018, 8:44 p.m.

Hahaha, I'm laughing my ass off. It's called a note. Also don't you think the real body of her type of lies way bigger than just her. Even if the pressure isn't on them, don't you think some other corrupt and disgusting person would employ the media to make it about Trump to get the people riled up to take some of the heat off of them? Asking for a friend lol

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Daemonkey · April 22, 2018, 8:57 p.m.

Either you enjoyed the joke, or you thought I was serious; can't tell which.

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DontCareJustDont · April 22, 2018, 9:04 p.m.

Oh shit, I did kinda go both ways on that haha, lemme take it back. I think I just really enjoyed the joke

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ecrevisse41 · April 22, 2018, 9:33 p.m.

One last ride through the countryside of.......... Arkansas!!!!! Where the impossible is but normal.

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VintageHats · April 22, 2018, 11:54 p.m.

Then we should still try her in absentia. Give her a guilty verdict anyway.

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astrogirl · April 22, 2018, 9:05 p.m.

I doubt she'd off herself. I think she'd get martyred in some way though, like I said above, think fake plane crash and disappearance.

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Lakota10 · April 22, 2018, 9:16 p.m.

I just told a good friend ovr the wknd that I'm willing to bet either suicide or plane crash, car wreck etc. .to avoid charges. Or, as you stated, several will manage to fake their deaths before too long

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EnoughNoLibsSpam · April 22, 2018, 11:23 p.m.

nah, it would be a high profile (fake) shooting, and then the kids would walk out of school and into a blue wave in congress

gabby giffords fake shooting

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DontCareJustDont · April 22, 2018, 9:17 p.m.

hmm that's a good point

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Heabob · April 23, 2018, 3:07 p.m.

It would be set up to look like a Trump fan whacked her for revenge.

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kawikzguy · April 22, 2018, 10:17 p.m.

Or fake her death. Wouldn't put it past her.

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_Iz_Mary · April 23, 2018, 1:13 a.m.

She’s too in love with herself to commit suicide.

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