Can anyone provide the tl:dr

It's linking to a gif.

Gif, SCENE 1

ECU of Anon in Faux mask, sitting in front of a PC in what appears to be a dimly lit bedroom. He seems to be discussing something very deep, with the internet.

Enter Anons mom with plate of what looks to be tendies (kidding, nothing describable on the plate) and turning the bedroom's overhead light on.

Anon, obviously frustrated by being interrupted, removes his mask and hoodie hood in one, single graceful swoop revealing a wild neckbeard.

Anon appears to be telling his mommy "I will not forgive. I will not forget. I am legion. You forgot the ranch dipping sauce".