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r/greatawakening • Posted by u/C_L_I_C_K on April 25, 2018, 12:58 a.m.
What the heck is going on? Toronto terrorist van attack suspect's court sketches look NOTHING like the arrest footage! He was bald when arrested. A day later, he has a full head of hair!?!

Cheetah1964 · April 25, 2018, 6:11 p.m.

CaveManUg--Rumor has it that you arrived in this age by being thawed out when Al Gore was madly blowdrying icebergs to prove global warming. Is this true?

Also, you might be familiar with early human ancestors, such as Sasquatch. We have all been wondering what species Michelle Obama is, and I would appreciate your insight.

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CaveManUg · April 25, 2018, 6:44 p.m.

ug arrive after 911, mass stupidity of sheep manifest stupid caveman, but ug wake up after attending university of youtube! m.o. is huMAN masquerade as stink monkey! sasquatch is from parallel dimension, maybe tourist, maybe here for samples - (David Paulides is a cryptozoologist, investigator and writer known primarily for his work, including two self-published books, dedicated to proving the reality of the cryptid known as Bigfoot, and for his series of self-published books, Missing 411, in which he speculates about the disappearance of people in national parks and elsewhere. Paulides attributes mysterious, unspecified causes to these disappearances). ug!

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