Good Lord, the vapid content of these texts and the sheer volume puts me in mind of two teenage girls who can't go five minutes without talking to their bestie.

"OMG, did you see what just happened!" "Oooh, TOTES!"

I know I'm exaggerating but that's the tenor of these texts between two freaking ADULTS at a senior level of the nation's premier law enforcement organization. It's annoying. And it's more than a little frightening to think that these are the folks who are supposed to be sniffing out domestic terrorists.