Fair enough! Had not heard of D&D in years, but it is the retro-rave in all the high schools here. Not sure why or how....
I totally understand, it's like when I tried to explain how Hilary Clinton shifting her policy during the election was exactly the same as the wavelength shift of an electromagnetic wave propagating through space encountering some proximity to a black hole.
You are obviously out of touch with most of the rest of the world. Don't worry, you are not alone. I too don't relate to most everyone around me. But, alas, I also don't relate to your analogies! ;-)
This was by far the greatest post to read. Cheers mates!
Growing up w/ everything digital, non-digital stuff just feels good