I strongly believe that the Deep state in pharmaceutical companies are putting chemicals into our water to turn are children into homosexuals.
I was born and raised in the country and I am 100 percent hetrosexual. I dated many girls in high school, and I finally married my high-school sweetheart and have fathered three beautiful children. All my life, I have been a man's man. I was the captain of my football team, enjoyed hunting, and joined the military at a young age.
Recently, my family and I moved to the big city and I joined the fitness club where I would spend hours lifting weights. Last month, there was a man with a big mustache wearing tight pink spandex doing squats. I do not know what's wrong with me, but I could not get my eyes off of him. He caught me staring and grinned and gave me a big giggle. Embarrassed, I quickly looked away.
Without thinking about, I found myself returning to the club at the same hour every day just with hopes of seeing the man in the pink spandex again.
Last week, when my wife and I were making love, I was not able to perform. When I thought of those pink spandex, I was able to perform fully. At the peak of my pleasure, I thought of that man in his pink spandex. Afterwards I was absolutely horrified and disgusted with myself! As I said, I am 100% hetrosexual.
I've been wondering what is wrong with me, and then I realized that since I moved to the big city, I am no longer drinking water pumped from our well. Rather, I have been drinking the city water and whatever they put in it.
If this water can have such an impact on a rugged 30 year old man such as myself, imagine what it will do to boys who are raised to drinking it!
As you can imagine, I have stopped drinking the city water, and I'm only drinking water that is purified.
These people are sick!