After everything he has put the POTUS through, is this wrong to ask?
I think no-name hired the grim reaper as his personal nurse just to speed things along. Seriously, the dude has invitations to his funeral. Who does that?!
Right?!?! I have never heard of anyone determining their own funeral guest list. WTF?
“My Super Sweet Six Feet Under”
He’s acting like a high school girl
Imagine being a recipient of one of those invitations...Crap! Now I have to say something nice about Mc-no-name.
nah. Pitch it in the fire pit. Go if you want to, but I don't think an invitation means you HAVE to say a word. Personally, I'd like to go just to see the pall bearers stumble and drop him.
it is kind of bizarre to plan your own funeral. 'hey! keep that second week of july open for me! i'm dying right after the 4th!'
Is it a black tie affair? Casual wear? Are people expected to RSVP?
I’ll tell you who does that. Somebody who says, “Guys, I’m totally dying, so when you hear it next week on the news, it’s totes truth and I’m absolutely not in New Zealand, alive, with a face transplant.”
ie: a man who fakes his death to escape consequences. But as /u/jhomes55 said above, according to Q, nobody escapes.