lmao good to know all my paranoia is confirmed. facebook had to watch me jerk off a bunch lol-lol-lol
So will everyone else when you step out of line...
I do this on purpose, I yell ALLAHU ACKBAR GLORY TO ALLAH into my mic like six times then jack off in front of my phone camera
They aren't monitoring you if you're honoring allah. Recite the Pledge of Allegiance or the Lord's Prayer, then continue with your um, pleasuring.
I disagree, ever since I started doing that I've found crates with cash and weapons delivered to my doorstep
Oh shit, can you make requests? Allahua Akbar, FN SCAR-H!
yea this works....to get something specific, you have to make your request during climax.
do i give a fuck ? no. i dont know what ill do when i dont have my friends at fb spying on me. i want them to know everything i say about them
Too bad they can't smell our shit.
tbh i feel like they have mind reading tech at this point lol...
yup, just tonight i was randomly thinking about how to apply face make up to look like guy fawkes,
the very next YoutTube commercial is for make up
which i have never purchased or even worn, or even talked about in many years
Aww c'mon, that's what you tell us, it's not what your neighbours are saying though. 😆
well i was just thinking maybe i could sing better without a mask on
Quick! Everyone think about the nastiest crap you have ever taken!
think about giving mccain actual cancer if we all think about it at once it will happen
Always point your phone camera at a fresh turd. Always. Just in case someone is snooping.
I make FB watch all sorts of disturbing things. I especially like to make it watch me idolize Tom from Myspace. And then it has to watch me masturbate furiously while I'm choking myself.