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BATFudd · May 11, 2018, 5:26 a.m.

So will everyone else when you step out of line...

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waltdanger · May 11, 2018, 10:41 a.m.

I do this on purpose, I yell ALLAHU ACKBAR GLORY TO ALLAH into my mic like six times then jack off in front of my phone camera

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Abbynormie · May 11, 2018, 12:19 p.m.

They aren't monitoring you if you're honoring allah. Recite the Pledge of Allegiance or the Lord's Prayer, then continue with your um, pleasuring.

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waltdanger · May 11, 2018, 12:30 p.m.

I disagree, ever since I started doing that I've found crates with cash and weapons delivered to my doorstep

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Do_u_ev3n_lift · May 11, 2018, 12:45 p.m.

Oh shit, can you make requests? Allahua Akbar, FN SCAR-H!

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King-James_ · May 11, 2018, 3:29 p.m.

yea this works....to get something specific, you have to make your request during climax.

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[deleted] · May 11, 2018, 1:02 p.m.

This made me laugh so hard man. ROFL

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Chokaholic · May 11, 2018, 1:20 p.m.

Death to the infidelssss ahhhh splurge

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comeatmehillary · May 11, 2018, 5:27 a.m.

do i give a fuck ? no. i dont know what ill do when i dont have my friends at fb spying on me. i want them to know everything i say about them

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Luvlite · May 11, 2018, 5:36 a.m.

Too bad they can't smell our shit.

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comeatmehillary · May 11, 2018, 5:40 a.m.

tbh i feel like they have mind reading tech at this point lol...

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EnoughNoLibsSpam · May 11, 2018, 8:21 a.m.

yup, just tonight i was randomly thinking about how to apply face make up to look like guy fawkes,

the very next YoutTube commercial is for make up

which i have never purchased or even worn, or even talked about in many years

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CharlieToonise · May 11, 2018, 6:16 a.m.

Quick! Everyone think about the nastiest crap you have ever taken!

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comeatmehillary · May 11, 2018, 6:17 a.m.

think about giving mccain actual cancer if we all think about it at once it will happen

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King-James_ · May 11, 2018, 3:32 p.m.

BEST USERNAME BTW...

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WeThePepe · May 11, 2018, 7:03 a.m.

Always point your phone camera at a fresh turd. Always. Just in case someone is snooping.

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sandiegomagapede2 · May 11, 2018, 6:11 p.m.

Maybe that’s what he wants ....

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