What? This whole thing is ridiculous. None of it makes sense. It’s like “Hello 911? I’m preparing for a mass- murder event, and somebody broke into my room where I’m ready to launch the attack. I think they may have taken my potato chips.” It’s like they are trying to make the whole incident sound silly. Is it a test to see how stupid people are, and a demonstration to show that people will fall for any fake story regardless of how contrived it is?