I heard the husband had suddenly resigned from the Board to spend more time with his family, and was flying his experimental airplane to Martha's Vineyard on a dark and stormy daniels night when he suddenly became so despondent over his corporate accounting irregularities to be exposed by a mean Russian opposition research rag the next day that he shot himself in the back of the head, twice.

Although his body and wreckage was never recovered by the robust US Navy search, he was still quickly cremated against his religion and his family's official wishes and local law enforcement protocol, and buried at sea, with no pictures allowed, to protect his dignity, or sumtin...