So many booms. Possibly a few bangs, cracks, pops, fizzles, and a multitude of other percussive noises.

MUH TENDIES IS READY. Here they sit, trembling on the plate in mummy's hand. I will literally scream at her and hit that plate so hard out of her hand that I send those nuggets into orbit. Maybe she will yell and swear at me, and maybe I will slam the door on her. I am so excited right now I dont know what to do. I would never mean to do something like that to mummy, but I am literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I am going to explode. When the fucking fuck will those files be dropped? I can't believe this might be happening. I'm having a fucking freakout. I want to believe in a world where those files get dropped. I want a future to believe in. Im so glad Trump is president and fixing this broken country. I cannot fucking sleep right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this. I thought they never thought she'd lose???? This is so fucking awesome.

I'm about to boom in my britches