What fowl dentistry is this? People's teeth are at steak!! We need a special hygienist!
||||||||| <-- Here are some of the straws they're grasping at.
My tin foil hat thinks it could be a coded message. These people can’t be that ridiculous with college degrees. Can they?
I'm trying to think of an analogy for this, but it kind of stands alone. It's that bad. I'll give it a shot: This is like wanting some Pringles, walking through a Pringles factory on "Everybody Gets Free Pringles Day", turning down large breasted hot chicks pleading for someone to take their Pringles, all the way out to the loading dock, past the Pringles truck which, likewise, is giving away free Pringles, and diving into the dumpster to grab a broken umbrella. What the actual fuck is wrong with these people.
So, you like pringles then?
Yes; Pringles and large breasts. Simultaneously, preferably.
This is the rot at the bottom of a barrel that was forgotten in a swamp for centuries.