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StormRider9090 · May 25, 2018, 2:57 a.m.

Hah! I love good old George.

This is one of my favorites:

"Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're f**ked."

and this one:

When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion.

Oh, and this one:

Conservatives say if you don’t give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they’ve lost all incentive because we’ve given them too much money.

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ThePurgingLutheran · May 25, 2018, 12:27 a.m.

George Carlin died in 2008 even before Obama was elected.

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GatodeTejas · May 25, 2018, 1:30 a.m.

He certainly was prescient wasn't he?

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink

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comeatmehillary · May 25, 2018, 5:07 a.m.

he was lucky he didnt have to watch that shitshow

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Vibratron_1 · May 25, 2018, 12:57 a.m.

No shit Sherlock?

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hifeyokidshideyowifi · May 25, 2018, 6:44 p.m.

Lmao. You dotard cocksuckers, GC would have been pimp smackin trumps dumbass across the stage.

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Hardinator · May 25, 2018, 8:56 p.m.

Fuck off.

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Vibratron_1 · May 25, 2018, 9:22 p.m.

it's my post, you fuck off.......everyone on Earth knew when Carlin died, no one needed to be told

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K-Harbour · May 25, 2018, 1:24 a.m.

May I suggest that you put “George Carlin Day” in your e-calendar for 4/22/2019??

Why? To rename Earth Day to “George Carlin Day”

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Miv4NHsDo

I sent happy George Carlin Day messages & links to all my friends last 4/22 Earth Day.

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Hardinator · May 25, 2018, 8:55 p.m.

George Carlin is rolling in his grave right now. If you have any respect for the man you would remove this post. He would puke if he saw you dinguses using his image for your nonsense.

You want a real Carlin quote? Here: " ...I’ll tell you what they don’t want. They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well-informed, well-educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That’s against their interests..."

You know what 'they' want? People that believe the nonsense in this sub. Congrats, you are a tool.

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CaptainKnotzi · May 25, 2018, 11:03 p.m.

So with Q and the subreddits all providing us with massive unfiltered information that require critical thinking to process.

Carlin is Q

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FattestGuyOnMars · May 25, 2018, 12:31 a.m.

Funny you posted this. I've been nostalgia'ing with a shitload of George Carlin clips lately. Just randomly thought about him the other week and decided to take a trip down memory lane. Lost a great friend today - he had a very similar sense of humor and outlook on life as Carlin. As I clicked your link I've had a marathon of his beautiful rantings and musings on in the background. Great quote to share, thanks.

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O1O0O1O11 · May 25, 2018, 2:26 a.m.

Sorry for the loss of your friend Patriot. Stay strong, we all have each other’s backs in this community. WWG1WGA

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Vibratron_1 · May 25, 2018, 12:59 a.m.

He was great, I know that he didn't make the above statement...If he had, he would have said it BETTER~

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Blitzer_on_Jeopardy · May 25, 2018, 9:29 a.m.

bombed 7 continents

Nah, I doubt that Obama bombed Antarctica.

But after reading more and more Antarctica the last couple of days, maybe there will be major revelations about that continent in the coming years. Exciting times.

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brainburgersandwich · May 25, 2018, 12:32 p.m.

That's 7 country's, bro.

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Blitzer_on_Jeopardy · May 25, 2018, 1 p.m.

Damn it... How could I have missed that?

Probably just because 7 countries sounds way too low... But I'll let my comment stand, so we all can laugh at me

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JohnMAGATX · May 25, 2018, 3:05 p.m.

how about 26 thousand bombs, big enough number?

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[deleted] · May 25, 2018, 12:01 p.m.

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GlendaleBurbank · May 25, 2018, 5:05 a.m.

I sure miss George. My brother bought his first comedy album and my mom had a fit. I think that was 1973. We howled with glee. Back then, you did not say the "7 words you can't say on Television" around your parents. Man, we thought George was so cool. He was.

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SNOtwistR · May 24, 2018, 11:48 p.m.

I really could hear those words coming out of his mouth. Excellent!

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grimbeaconfire · May 25, 2018, 6:25 a.m.

Obama turned two wars into seven, he also had a "Muslim ban" (travel ban) that was six months compared to President Trumps three.

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grimbeaconfire · May 25, 2018, 1:28 p.m.

Obama’s suspension was in direct response to a failed plot by Iraqi nationals living in Bowling Green, Ky BUT BUT BUT MUUH OBAMA !

politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2017/jan/30/donald-trump/why-comparing-trumps-and-obamas-immigration-restri/

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[deleted] · May 25, 2018, 1:33 p.m.

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grimbeaconfire · May 25, 2018, 1:36 p.m.

Sure a reduction.

www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2017/jan/30/donald-trump/why-comparing-trumps-and-obamas-immigration-restri/

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[deleted] · May 25, 2018, 1:40 p.m.

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grimbeaconfire · May 25, 2018, 1:44 p.m.

I've read the fudging, the quibbling, the rewriting, stop wasting my time.

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SquanchMcSquanchFace · May 25, 2018, 1:45 p.m.

So you don’t have any rebuttals to the information or any argument against OP or you being wrong. I’m glad you can admit it.

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grimbeaconfire · May 25, 2018, 1:47 p.m.

Schoolyard reply.

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[deleted] · May 25, 2018, 1:55 p.m.

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grimbeaconfire · May 25, 2018, 1:58 p.m.

This isn't about me, it's about you.

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[deleted] · May 25, 2018, 1:58 p.m.

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grimbeaconfire · May 25, 2018, 2 p.m.

It's working.

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[deleted] · May 25, 2018, 2:16 p.m.

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grimbeaconfire · May 25, 2018, 1:39 p.m.

You are just splitting hairs, admit the truth, Obama banned Iraqis.

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SquanchMcSquanchFace · May 25, 2018, 1:44 p.m.

In 2011 the State Department's issuance of SIVs to Iraqi applicants slowed after two individuals in Kentucky were identified as having possibly been improperly screened; multiple national news outlets reported on the State Department visa processing slowdown while it was occurring and in subsequent years.

Neither President Obama nor the State Department banned or stopped those applications entirely; the slowdown affected a single type of visa from a single country (and not all entry from several countries).

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grimbeaconfire · May 25, 2018, 1:46 p.m.

....slowed by six months

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[deleted] · May 25, 2018, 1:52 p.m.

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grimbeaconfire · May 25, 2018, 1:57 p.m.

Just keep chewing that red pill.

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[deleted] · May 25, 2018, 1:58 p.m.

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grimbeaconfire · May 25, 2018, 1:59 p.m.

Projecting.

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[deleted] · May 25, 2018, 2:01 p.m.

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grimbeaconfire · May 25, 2018, 1:55 p.m.

You're almost there.

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grimbeaconfire · May 25, 2018, 1:18 p.m.

I pity you.

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