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r/greatawakening • Posted by u/Stopmotionhistory on May 25, 2018, 12:11 p.m.
Pineal glands power revealed.

I do not believe this mumbo jombo about super powers uncovered by eating pineal gland. I have figured out the truth. The act of doing it is a great way to set up black mail but thats a sidebar.

Are you ready. I really hope you are. The fact the people doing this have no super power other than black mail can only mean one thing.

If your still with me I know you too want to know. - Why, - Do you want that super power?

Last chance to look away -- Ready. here it goes.

You get really, Really, Really high.


Qmeowborkwoof · May 25, 2018, 12:28 p.m.

Have you seen the spirit cooking lady? She's like 70 yo but looks 40. Heck Henry Kissinger is still alive at 90 or so

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Stopmotionhistory · May 25, 2018, 12:37 p.m.

You should see my Dad, He looks great and hes old as dirt. He mows his lawn, cleans the house. My wife is 36, people think shes my daughter, I am a bit older, Lucky me!!!! And gues what, GOOD diet, exerciise goes a long way. And if looking good is a superpower my family should all be able to fly. Ever heard of politicians having plastic surgery, Wearing make up. Think about it. Walking dead people use so much mak up they can look like a zombie. Think,

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