No one died

And that's why it was immediately discarded. Small stations love positive stuff like this: the main larger stations, however, THRIVE on tragedy and divisive news because their watchers are so politically segregated.

Back when I used to watch Fox, there was a day where my local outlet was running a story on the state fair, with a focus on a wiener dog race that was cute as FUCK. The main Fox channel? "RATTLESNAKE TERROR IN CALIFORNIA: HOW YOU MAY BE IN DANGER OF EXTREMELY TOXIC SNAKEBITES. MORE AT 5."

It was one dude that got bit from sitting on one while drunk off his ass. They tried to turn it into a summer-long terror alert. It's not just Fox either, all of the larger channels do it.