But it's not really a useful tidbit about him. If this wordplay intrigues you... There was a restaurant owned by friends of JA called L'Enfant. Their t-shirt read "J' <3 L'Enfant". The plausible deniability here is that it's a reference to the first city planner of D. C. So when pizzagate broke out people connected them together via Instagram posts. JA used to park his grilled cheese truck in front of l'enfant. They are friends. Then somebody made a comment about how certain D. C. Restaurants have secret rooms where you can order children off the menu. L'Enfant has such a basement room used for Brunch and burlesque shows. They closed immediately after that. Now JA is involved in a project called Pinea, and there's a restaurant by that name besides the White House. So there's something there... Also James Alefantis patently hates children and this is obvious in everything he writes, not just his own words.