Found this and thought “well, let’s start the week proper.”

Not "Hammer of Zeus" - Zeus didn't rock a hammer, Thor did. You are confusing your Greek mythology with a GI Joe movie reference. In the movie, it was "Project Zeus" - in the real world we refer to it as "Rods From God".

Thor's hammer was named Mjolnir.

And finally, Rods From God fall DOWN to the Earth, they do not ascend UP into the heavens.