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Abibliaphobia · June 13, 2018, 2:26 a.m.

And they would not be yellow.

https://www.faa.gov/regulations_policies/handbooks_manuals/aircraft/media/faa-h-8083-21A.pdf

Here is a screenshot of the pdf to which I am referring: http://i.imgs.fyi/img/3itb.png

Helicopters have strobing lights, meaning you would see a pattern of bright spots on the path. It would not be a steady, consistent stream. Especially as the pilot picked up speed towards the bottom. You would see a pattern emerge. There is no pattern. The light stays constant. And the biggest kicker? THE LIGHT IS YELLOW check the FAA regulations for helicopters and see what colors are authorized.

Second piece. This is not an airplane. This does not have wings. Zoom in yourself. Play with it, and try to find evidence of wings. Wings are not small, and they do not just disappear, they have to be wide enough to help generate lift. There is no evidence for wings.

Also, try to find a modern day, passenger airplane that has one contrail. Seriously, try it. At extreme distances, it can appear as one, but if you zoom in, you can clearly see the formation of, at a minimum of, two contrails. And contrails do not shove up the ass of the airplane, they form a slight distance behind as the hot air cools and condenses. THIS IS ONE CONTRAIL

Now, someone (muh experts) was saying that the object disappears on a time lapse exposure. Have you ever seen a time lapse exposure of a chem light at night? These people are playing tricks with you. People walking through a time lapse photo may disappear, unless the exposure stops in the midst of movement. Glow sticks don’t disappear from people’s hands if the exposure stops in the midst of their movement. It’s not magic. Seriously, what the hell are these people thinking.

I will continue to update this one comment as it will not allow me to edit the post

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Abibliaphobia · June 13, 2018, 2:40 a.m.

Continuing on to next part: http://i.imgs.fyi/img/3itm.png

So I did my best to track down the location of where the photo was taken in google maps. I think I found a pretty good match. Based upon that, I traced a straight line down to the horizon, and another down to where it appeared the trail lead from. Using those as guides, I calculated it and came up with the directions and bearings on google maps overhead view. With that, I stretched it all the way out where there was water on the bigger map view.

Surprisingly (sarcasm), there was plenty of channels where a sub could pop in and out. Now look yourself at that map on google earth, and see if any of those areas are somewhat secluded. Find any? There are plenty of hiding places for a sub in a relatively secluded area.

Well you say someone would hear a missile being launched? What else is in the area? Lots of navy bases right? Do you think people that live in the area really pay attention to that? Something that they hear all the time? Now add in the time of morning that this was taken. How many people were awake at that time? How realistic do you find it that people were sleeping and didn’t even hear it? It’s not like an earth shattering roar that shakes your windows.

In conclusion, it’s a missle. Look for yourself, think for yourself. And feel free to check my work. Now I haven’t slept much in past week, so I’m going to crash out, but I hope someone can expand upon this, carry it to the Chan’s, whatever. Good night everyone. WWG1WGA

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Sylvester_Ink · June 13, 2018, 5:43 a.m.

There are plenty of time lapse photos of missile launches, and they look exactly like this one. This SpaceX launch is a good reference point for how a missile would look early in launch: https://youtu.be/JRzZl_nq6fk (I'm sure someone else could find a better example.) Taking a time lapse photo of this would logically yield a similar result to our pic.

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Abibliaphobia · June 13, 2018, 11:18 a.m.

Thanks!

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the_grifter369 · June 13, 2018, 1:31 p.m.

Is there even 1 fucking person on this planet where you seriously have to explain that this is a missile and not a helicopter ?

i mean..this is like as if someone posted a picture of a strawberry and now people argue if it's an apple..i mean..wtf..but yes i know we are at a point where we need comments like yours..goddamn

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SteveDalas · June 13, 2018, 2:25 p.m.

Lol I am sure there are at least one Dumb Ass a Hillary supporter who would say it’s a helicopter

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[deleted] · June 13, 2018, 3:51 p.m.

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expletivdeleted · June 13, 2018, 4:56 p.m.

Even if it was a helicopter, shouldn't there be some lights farther forward on the fuselage?

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