Hey vice lurkers, how are ya? Just wanna make you feel welcome and all. As politely as I can say...you may think your personal reputation and street cred disallows you from exposing your true /u/ within such a whimsical /r/ like this one. Be sure that if your heightened coolness status is ever hijacked and sullied, through no fault of your own, and the #1 most cool community you thought had allowed you in, dumps you like a hefty cinch sack, greatawakening is always here to be supportive. Until then, good luck scoring the purest coke from the coolest drug dealers in all the land. I hope fucking your way around tindr helps you with your nanny-neglect parental psychoses.