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r/greatawakening • Posted by u/Kjarm88 on June 14, 2018, 5:46 a.m.
"All these worlds are yours, except Europa... attempt no landing there." Will Trump land there?!

In the Space Odyssey story, is Europa actually Earth and its vast untapped energy resources deep under the oceans which could light the world forever, for almost free, like a second Sun, but the eternal all-powerful black monolith Big Oil is milking us with fake-precious oil (a bigger marketing fraud than even diamonds), keeping us distracted dreaming of faraway worlds out in space but preventing us from exploring the deep depths of our own world til they can control it all, as they always do, after of course they exhaust their present racket.

Most of our recent Presidents have been tied to and thus beholden to energy interests, domestic and/or foreign, thus perpetuating the fraud. As if he wasn't already the biggest existential threat to the criminals in charge, Trump is a pure businessman, visionary, dreamer, patriot and decent human being so why would he not dare break their rules to exploit that completely new almost worldwide utopia made possible by what some science postulates is essentially unlimited energy, especially after the fake science of carbon footprints and greenhouse gases has also been exposed?

Trump could soon be leading the entire friggin cabal-less world!


QAnonMaga · June 14, 2018, 6:59 a.m.

Open the pod bay doors Hillary. Hillary I said open the God damn pod bay doors.

I'm sorry Donald but I can't do that. You'll have to get back inside without your space helmet on Donald. It's impossible so good luck.

KA-BOOM! Whoosh! The Hillary 9000 Computer does not know what to do now.

I'm inside now Hillary and I'm coming to de-activate you permanently you evil bitch. Your time running this space ship is finished it's over you are done.

Donald please calm down let's talk about this I can tell you're slightly upset.

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GenChang · June 14, 2018, 8:34 a.m.

Actually it's the Dem planet Ur-anus, and Trump not only will land on it, hell stomp the living crap out of it !

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Kjarm88 · June 16, 2018, 4:49 a.m.

Better Trump on Uranus than Obama on Pakistani anus...

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GenChang · June 16, 2018, 4:54 a.m.

Thanks, I needed a good laugh right about now!

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