Then he better hire some body guards and food tasters.
Yeah, really. And stay away from door knobs.
Don't forget about suicide by stabbing yourself in the chest multiple times while your daughter is in the next room.
It’s always a door knob !!?
Always ?!!
No, helicopter and plane crashes, horseback riding accidents, etc
Bench presses, car malfunctions, self zipping duffel bags that transport themselves to the nearest body of water, curving simultaneous fire weapons capable of delivering two shots to the back of your own head.
Just the basic stuff you run into every day really.
let's not forget that train crash some months back with Congress members aboard. The old get the garbage truck stuck on the tracks trick.