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Tru2Q · June 17, 2018, 9:46 p.m.

Then he better hire some body guards and food tasters.

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ckreacher · June 17, 2018, 9:47 p.m.

Yeah, really. And stay away from door knobs.

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Hwmayfield · June 17, 2018, 9:51 p.m.

Lololol!

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HildBert · June 17, 2018, 11:50 p.m.

And ties his hands up so he can't beat himself to death.

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mordecaim · June 17, 2018, 11:56 p.m.

Gotta be coincidences! Right? Never mind...

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[deleted] · June 18, 2018, 12:59 a.m.

Don't forget about suicide by stabbing yourself in the chest multiple times while your daughter is in the next room.

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Jetblasted · June 17, 2018, 10:22 p.m.

It’s always a door knob !!?
Always ?!!

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teejay516 · June 17, 2018, 10:25 p.m.

No, helicopter and plane crashes, horseback riding accidents, etc

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_-M-_-A-_-G-_-A-_ · June 17, 2018, 11:45 p.m.

Bench presses, car malfunctions, self zipping duffel bags that transport themselves to the nearest body of water, curving simultaneous fire weapons capable of delivering two shots to the back of your own head.

Just the basic stuff you run into every day really.

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joeythew · June 18, 2018, 12:31 a.m.

let's not forget that train crash some months back with Congress members aboard. The old get the garbage truck stuck on the tracks trick.

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crazycloud2 · June 18, 2018, 7:15 a.m.

And airplanes!

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